Thanks to my dear friend Sylvia, today I leant the meaning of the word "paraprosdokian"! A Paraprosdokian (from Greek: " against expectation ") is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected, and generally humorous. Some are close to oxymoros, another figure of speech that combines contradictory terms. Here is a list of nice paraprosdokians provided by Sylvia! 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 6. War does not determine who is right -- only who is left. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from m...